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Plus: Paddy's been watching too much Timberborn...
Hello Fellow Engineers!
This weekās newsletter is packed with everything from life-sized LEGO bikes to accidentally āstrongā interchanges and, of course, a fresh Bridge Review that'll have you thinking twice before getting your feet wet at the Moses Bridge.
Weāre diving into 9 surprising bridge facts, featuring a civil engineering wonder, and showcasing Paddyās new wood-carving hobbyābecause clearly, heās been watching me play too much Timberborn! Plus, don't miss this week's Indie Game of the Week, where I made some questionable profits selling fake PokĆ©mon cards.
Grab your hard hats and read on!
Letās dive into it š
Before we dive in, a huge thank you to everyone who entered the Turmoil giveaway! š„³
And now, the moment youāve all been waiting for...
š„ Drumroll, pleaseā¦ š„
The winners of the 11 copies of Turmoil and all the DLCs are...
ā¦deep breathā¦
Archie F., Samuel J G., Stefan B., Jean T., Micric, Rahim F., Phil D., Natalie M., Harry S., Dennis G., and Jess D.! š
Check your emails for your Steam keysāyouāll be striking oil and digging deep in no time! š¢ļøš
Stay tuned for more giveaways and donāt forget to submit an engineering project in todayās poll for a chance to win next weekās big game giveaway - Iāve got THREE copies of Dungeon Tycoon ready and waiting!
This could be yours!
ā” Cool Links
š“āāļø Life Size 3D Printed LEGO Bike
Matt Denton just 3D printed a life-sized LEGO bike, and honestly, LEGO should start selling more kits in this size. I wouldnāt want to step on those pieces!
š This Reddit User accidentally built the strongest interchange Iāve seen on CS2ā¦
Over on the Cities: Skylines 2 subreddit, one Reddit user built a strong looking interchange. One of us, one of usā¦
š 9 Facts About Bridges You Probably Donāt Know
There are 600,000 bridges in the U.S., and millions cross them every dayāyet most people know more about Netflix recommendations than these marvels of engineering. Get ready for 9 bridge facts that'll make you double-check that support beam next time!
š¤Æ The āNotre Damā in Timberborn!
Reddit User, u/SilverHeart_101 just built the Notre Dame in Timberborn, and honestly, itās better than half the work some architects put out! Beavers might have a better grasp on design than we thought!
š·āāļø Truss Me, Iām an Engineerā¦
The ItaipĆŗ Dam
This weekās civil engineering masterpiece is none other than the ItaipĆŗ Dam, which the American Society of Civil Engineers (ASCE) named one of the Seven Wonders of the Modern Worldāand for good reason. Itās a structure so powerful it could probably run all your gaming rigs and keep your fridge stocked with cold drinks for years. Built by Paraguay and Brazil, this beast stretches nearly 5 miles across the Alto ParanĆ” River, and itās not here to mess around.
This thing is 5 MILES long!
With 20 massive turbines generating a casual 14,000 megawatts of electricity, ItaipĆŗ is one of the largest hydroelectric projects in the world. Basically, it's the Chuck Norris of damsādelivering enough power to keep your local city lights on while still having some juice leftover to run Brazil's espresso machines.
Oh, and did I mention itās 643 feet tall? You'd need a serious ladder to fix a lightbulb up there. Built between 1975 and 1982, this gravity-defying structure even submerged the famous GuaĆra Falls. But hey, when youāre creating enough energy to power multiple countries, somethingās gotta give, right?
ItaipĆŗ Dam is what happens when engineers say, "It can't be done? Hold my blueprint."
Submit an engineering project for "Truss Me, I'm An Engineer"Submit a project below to be entered to win one of three copies of Dungeon Tycoon! |
šāš¦ŗ Paddyās Corner
Paddy Takes Up Wood Carvingā¦
So it turns out Paddy has been watching me play way too much Timberborn because now heās taken up wood carvingājust like a beaver!
In this video, my apprentice is biting into some serious woodworking projects (literally). I think heās trying to show off his beaver skills, but honestly, Iām worried heās aiming for my job. š
š¾ Indie Game of the Week:
This week, I got sucked into TCG Card Shop Simulator, where I sold fake PokĆ©mon cards for profit! My editor, @TheSuitedBird, clearly had a master plan: recommend a game that gets me addicted to opening packs, so Iād stop noticing his escape attempts from the basement.
Mission accomplished - it worked.
In this game, you run your own card shop, stock it with the latest packs, set prices, hire staff, and host events. Itās like living out your dream of becoming a āPokĆ©monā card tycoon, minus the actual cardboard!
Watch me rake in the profits here:
Itās time for a Bridge Review!
Today weāre looking at the Moses Bridge in the Netherlandsāa clever piece of engineering that lets you literally walk through the water like you're auditioning for a biblical remake. You know, because why build a bridge over water when you can make it ten times harder by cutting through it?
The concept is super cool, but I canāt help but wonder how many engineers had to stand there and say, āNo, Steve, it wonāt flood... probably.ā
Points for creativity, but next time, maybe consider a bridge that doesnāt double as a swimming lesson.
Score: 7.2/10ācool design, but points off for needing a lifeguard to cross a bridge!
š r/realcivilengineer Spotlight
This LEGO Ideas bridge set is just awesomeāitās already got over 4,000 supporters, and we featured it in the last newsletter! Letās help get it to the 10,000 votes it needs to become an official set. Check it out and cast your vote! š§±šŖ
We need this set of bridges in LEGO formāit's literally an engineerās dream! Imagine geeking out over all these different bridge designs on your desk.
Peace, Love and Knockoff-mon,
Matt