šŸŒ‰ 9 Bridge Facts You Didn't Know

Plus: Paddy's been watching too much Timberborn...

Hello Fellow Engineers!

This weekā€™s newsletter is packed with everything from life-sized LEGO bikes to accidentally ā€œstrongā€ interchanges and, of course, a fresh Bridge Review that'll have you thinking twice before getting your feet wet at the Moses Bridge.

Weā€™re diving into 9 surprising bridge facts, featuring a civil engineering wonder, and showcasing Paddyā€™s new wood-carving hobbyā€”because clearly, heā€™s been watching me play too much Timberborn! Plus, don't miss this week's Indie Game of the Week, where I made some questionable profits selling fake PokĆ©mon cards.

Grab your hard hats and read on!

Letā€™s dive into it šŸ‘‡

Before we dive in, a huge thank you to everyone who entered the Turmoil giveaway! šŸ„³

And now, the moment youā€™ve all been waiting for...

šŸ„ Drumroll, pleaseā€¦ šŸ„

The winners of the 11 copies of Turmoil and all the DLCs are...

ā€¦deep breathā€¦

Archie F., Samuel J G., Stefan B., Jean T., Micric, Rahim F., Phil D., Natalie M., Harry S., Dennis G., and Jess D.! šŸŽ‰

Check your emails for your Steam keysā€”youā€™ll be striking oil and digging deep in no time! šŸ›¢ļøšŸš‚

Stay tuned for more giveaways and donā€™t forget to submit an engineering project in todayā€™s poll for a chance to win next weekā€™s big game giveaway - Iā€™ve got THREE copies of Dungeon Tycoon ready and waiting!

This could be yours!

āš” Cool Links

šŸš“ā€ā™€ļø Life Size 3D Printed LEGO Bike
Matt Denton just 3D printed a life-sized LEGO bike, and honestly, LEGO should start selling more kits in this size. I wouldnā€™t want to step on those pieces!

šŸ‘€ This Reddit User accidentally built the strongest interchange Iā€™ve seen on CS2ā€¦
Over on the Cities: Skylines 2 subreddit, one Reddit user built a strong looking interchange. One of us, one of usā€¦

šŸŒ‰ 9 Facts About Bridges You Probably Donā€™t Know
There are 600,000 bridges in the U.S., and millions cross them every dayā€”yet most people know more about Netflix recommendations than these marvels of engineering. Get ready for 9 bridge facts that'll make you double-check that support beam next time!

šŸ¤Æ The ā€œNotre Damā€ in Timberborn!
Reddit User, u/SilverHeart_101 just built the Notre Dame in Timberborn, and honestly, itā€™s better than half the work some architects put out! Beavers might have a better grasp on design than we thought!

šŸ‘·ā€ā™‚ļø Truss Me, Iā€™m an Engineerā€¦

The ItaipĆŗ Dam

This weekā€™s civil engineering masterpiece is none other than the ItaipĆŗ Dam, which the American Society of Civil Engineers (ASCE) named one of the Seven Wonders of the Modern Worldā€”and for good reason. Itā€™s a structure so powerful it could probably run all your gaming rigs and keep your fridge stocked with cold drinks for years. Built by Paraguay and Brazil, this beast stretches nearly 5 miles across the Alto ParanĆ” River, and itā€™s not here to mess around.

This thing is 5 MILES long!

With 20 massive turbines generating a casual 14,000 megawatts of electricity, ItaipĆŗ is one of the largest hydroelectric projects in the world. Basically, it's the Chuck Norris of damsā€”delivering enough power to keep your local city lights on while still having some juice leftover to run Brazil's espresso machines.

Oh, and did I mention itā€™s 643 feet tall? You'd need a serious ladder to fix a lightbulb up there. Built between 1975 and 1982, this gravity-defying structure even submerged the famous GuaĆ­ra Falls. But hey, when youā€™re creating enough energy to power multiple countries, somethingā€™s gotta give, right?

ItaipĆŗ Dam is what happens when engineers say, "It can't be done? Hold my blueprint."

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šŸ•ā€šŸ¦ŗ Paddyā€™s Corner

Paddy Takes Up Wood Carvingā€¦

So it turns out Paddy has been watching me play way too much Timberborn because now heā€™s taken up wood carvingā€”just like a beaver!

In this video, my apprentice is biting into some serious woodworking projects (literally). I think heā€™s trying to show off his beaver skills, but honestly, Iā€™m worried heā€™s aiming for my job. šŸ˜†

šŸ‘¾ Indie Game of the Week:

This week, I got sucked into TCG Card Shop Simulator, where I sold fake PokĆ©mon cards for profit! My editor, @TheSuitedBird, clearly had a master plan: recommend a game that gets me addicted to opening packs, so Iā€™d stop noticing his escape attempts from the basement.

Mission accomplished - it worked.

In this game, you run your own card shop, stock it with the latest packs, set prices, hire staff, and host events. Itā€™s like living out your dream of becoming a ā€œPokĆ©monā€ card tycoon, minus the actual cardboard!

Watch me rake in the profits here:

Itā€™s time for a Bridge Review!

Today weā€™re looking at the Moses Bridge in the Netherlandsā€”a clever piece of engineering that lets you literally walk through the water like you're auditioning for a biblical remake. You know, because why build a bridge over water when you can make it ten times harder by cutting through it?

The concept is super cool, but I canā€™t help but wonder how many engineers had to stand there and say, ā€œNo, Steve, it wonā€™t flood... probably.ā€

Points for creativity, but next time, maybe consider a bridge that doesnā€™t double as a swimming lesson.

Score: 7.2/10ā€”cool design, but points off for needing a lifeguard to cross a bridge!

šŸ— r/realcivilengineer Spotlight

This LEGO Ideas bridge set is just awesomeā€”itā€™s already got over 4,000 supporters, and we featured it in the last newsletter! Letā€™s help get it to the 10,000 votes it needs to become an official set. Check it out and cast your vote! šŸ§±šŸ’Ŗ

We need this set of bridges in LEGO formā€”it's literally an engineerā€™s dream! Imagine geeking out over all these different bridge designs on your desk.

Peace, Love and Knockoff-mon,

Matt