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Hello Fellow Engineers!

This newsletter has it all: ant armies, a fishing pyramid with a crystal skull, a “bulldog” panting like he just ran a marathon, and—of course—bridge reviews that’ll make you question how architects still have jobs.

Stick around for the exclusive face reveal at the end. Is it me? Is it Paddy? Guess you’ll have to read on to find out. 👀

Let’s dive into it 👇

🎉 A Massive Thanks to Everyone Who Jumped Into This Week’s Giveaway! 🎉

Now, without further ado (cue the drumroll)… 🥁🥁🥁

Congratulations to mattysimps, calebbrum, mbishop, and josephludwig! 🎉 You’ve each won a copy of Empire of the Ants!

Get ready to command your ant armies, expand your colonies, and experience strategy on a tiny (but epic) scale. Just remember—if the tunnels start collapsing, it’s probably because an architect got involved.

And for next week’s giveaway? We’re stepping it up with 5 copies of Dungeon Clawler! 🐾 Prepare for some dungeon-diving, claw-swinging chaos. Don’t miss your chance to snag a copy—vote in this week’s poll to enter!

👷‍♂️ Truss Me, I’m an Engineer…

The 8th Tallest Pyramid in The World?

The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee, is a 321-foot-tall angling paradise—and one of the largest pyramids on Earth. It’s so massive it holds a bowling alley, an indoor swamp, a hotel, and the world’s tallest freestanding elevator and, allegedly, a CRYSTAL SKULL. Yes, you read that right. Because why wouldn’t a giant fishing pyramid double as the set of the next Indiana Jones sequel?

Engineering feats? Plenty. It’s made of over 600 tons of steel, can survive earthquakes, and boasts glass panels that are somehow leak-proof (a true engineering miracle). And while the architects were probably dreaming of sleek symmetry, we all know the real genius here: engineers who said, "How do we build a pyramid that doubles as a theme park for bass boats?"

Fun fact: It’s taller than the Statue of Liberty. Next time someone mentions the Great Pyramid of Giza, feel free to say, “Yeah, but does it have a 600,000 gallon fish tank?”

🎄 Last Chance for Your Bridgemas Sweater!

If you want to rock your Merry Bridgemas Christmas jumper while engineering bridges out of carrots over Christmas dinner, now’s the moment. These cozy, custom-knit sweaters are the perfect way to stay warm while judging architects at family gatherings.

🚨 Reminder: To guarantee delivery before Christmas, you MUST select expedited delivery and place your order by November 23rd. Don’t miss out—it’s your last chance to combine holiday cheer with structural superiority!

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⚡ Cool Links

🤯 China rotates two halves of a bridge into place over major highway in ‘world first’
China just pulled off a world-first by rotating a 231-meter bridge over a busy highway, proving engineers can move mountains—or at least massive T-beams. Meanwhile, architects are probably drafting 15 revisions of how the shade hits it at sunset.

🤔 Engineering solutions to IMPOSSIBLE LEVELS in Poly Bridge 3!
What happens when you flip Poly Bridge 3 upside down and sprinkle in some chaos? Pure, unhinged engineering. Watch as I barely hold it together while solving impossible levels in reverse!

🌉Novel bridge design
You’ve probably seen that wild bridge design that lets pedestrians walk the walk, and then rolls out the way for boats? Yeah, they actually built it! Bonus points if you recall which early edition we hyped up the Rolling Bridge in London!

🐕‍🦺 Paddy’s Corner

He's no longer a Labrador

Paddy’s career shift is complete—he’s ditched the apprentice helmet and gone full bulldog.

Watch as he perfects the art of panting like he just solved an impossible Poly Bridge level… or ran up three stairs. 👇

👾 Indie Game of the Week:

Finally, a game that lets you live the dream—turning trash into treasure without your neighbours judging you.

In Recycling Center Simulator, you’ll negotiate deals, haul junk, and build an empire out of other people’s garbage. First-person trash-conomics has never been this intense, or this profitable. Brush up on your negotiation skills; those scrap metal prices don’t haggle themselves!

Bonus: It’s 20% off on Steam right now

It’s time for a Bridge Review!

Ah, the Chapel Bridge in Lucerne—an ancient wooden masterpiece and Europe’s oldest covered bridge. Built way back in 1365, this 204.7-meter-long structure has been connecting the city’s old and new towns over the Reuss River for centuries. It even comes with bonus features: the iconic Water Tower, which has moonlighted as a prison, treasury, and probably a great place to shout, “I’m king of the world!”

What really sets the Chapel Bridge apart (besides its rustic charm) are the 17th-century paintings tucked under its roof, telling the story of Lucerne’s history. Credit to the engineers for ensuring this bridge could handle both artistic flair and functional purpose. The architects? Well, they probably just added the paintings because "wooden bridge over river" didn’t scream high art.

Despite a nasty fire in 1993 that left it in ruins, the bridge was restored to its former glory in less than a year. That’s engineering brilliance right there—ensuring this landmark continues to support pedestrians and Instagrammers alike. Its durability, even after a fiery trial, proves once again that when engineers work their magic, even 14th-century structures can keep up with modern times.

Verdict? A solid 8.7 out of 10. Beautiful, functional, historic—but let’s be honest, those flowers hanging off the side are probably the architects’ way of saying, “Look, we helped!”

🤔 Thoughts from an Engineer