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Plus: Sweden's frosty Ice Hotel
Hello Fellow Engineers!
From Swedenâs frosty Icehotel, a triumph of function over flair, to a mind-blowing Reddit thread on the Hoover Dam, weâre celebrating engineering feats that actually work (unlike certain âartisticâ endeavors).
Weâll also be testing Planet Coaster 2âs new physics, dissecting Singaporeâs Henderson Waves bridge (spoiler: itâs basically a 3D pasta shape), and catching up with Paddy the Engineer, the true master of hide and seek.
Letâs dive into it đ
đˇââď¸ Truss Me, Iâm an EngineerâŚ
The Icehotel in Jukkasjärvi
In the frosty north of Sweden, engineers achieve the impossible year after yearâconstructing a hotel entirely out of ice and snow. Yeah, you heard me right: no bricks, no mortar, no steel beams. Just frozen water and a whole lot of Scandinavian swagger. Architects, take a seat. We didnât need your âartistic visionâ to make this masterpiece happen.
The Icehotel, located in Jukkasjärvi (donât worry, I canât pronounce it either), is rebuilt every winter with snow and ice from the Torne River. The design is both beautiful and functionalâyes, itâs cold, but thatâs kind of the point. And you know what? Itâs so well-engineered that it doesnât melt before its time. Thatâs right, engineers even control when it gets destroyed. Can your fancy curved buildings do that, architects? Thought not.
Now, letâs talk specs:
5,500 tons of ice and snow are used every year. Thatâs like stacking 1,100 elephants and making them look good.
The hotel includes suites, a bar (of course), and even an ice chapel. You can literally get married in a building that engineers made just to flex.
It stays around -5°C inside, regardless of the temperature outside. Who needs thermostats when you have pure engineering genius?
Guests sleep on reindeer hides, wrapped in thermal sleeping bags, whichâfun factâwere probably designed by engineers too.
Hereâs the kicker: the Icehotel is sustainable. All that ice melts back into the river come spring. Itâs a project so elegant and efficient that itâs basically nature-approved. But remember, itâs engineer-approved firstâthatâs the only seal that matters.
So next time an architect tries to show off their latest glass box, just say, âCool story, bro, but does it melt on purpose?â Weâll take the Icehotel over your artsy nonsense any day.
⥠Cool Links
đ¤ The best Christmas sales for gamers 2024
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𤯠Construction of the Hoover Dam
A Reddit thread is blowing minds with a 3D, step-by-step breakdown of the Hoover Dam's construction. It's like watching history meet Minecraft, but with way more concrete and fewer creepers. Architects, take notesâthis is how you make something last.
â It takes 29 HOURS to ride this roller coaster...
In my latest YouTube video, Iâm diving headfirst into Frontierâs brand-new Thrill Seekers DLC for Planet Coaster 2! From sending guests hurtling through vomit physics tests to crafting coasters so long they need their own zip code, this update doesnât disappoint. Hit the link and see me take chaos engineering to a whole new levelâbonus points for the Flame 40 and Body D-Skinner rides!
Looking to take your park to the next level? Planet Coaster 2 has you covered! The Thrill Seekers Ride Pack is here, featuring two epic new coasters (Ultra Spin and Vector) and three flat rides (540, Whirlpool, and Strike) to crank up the excitement in your parks.
Meanwhile, the latest free update puts the spotlight where it belongsâon engineering genius, not architectural fluff:
Enhanced flume physics means guests slide down in gloriously unpredictable ways.
Dynamic loading/unloading stations? Thatâs how you design with purpose, not just for Instagram likes.
And my favorite: you can now open flumes even if the test dummy doesnât make it. Perfect for making rides to send your architects downâŚ
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đâ𦺠Paddyâs Corner
Paddy is the best at hide and seek...
Back in July 2022, Paddy the Engineer proved heâs not just manâs best friendâheâs a hide-and-seek prodigy. Watch as he outsmarts everyone with hiding skills so good, Iâm convinced heâs drafting blueprints in his sleep.
đž Indie Game of the Week:
Ever sat in traffic and thought, âI could fix this mess in my sleepâ? Well, GRIDROAD lets you prove it! As a former highway engineer, I couldnât resist testing my skills in this traffic optimization puzzle gameâtweaking lights, placing signs, and building junctions that actually work.
Check out the ultimate GridRoad mega edit on my channel for a compilation of all the chaos and efficiency from the series you may have missed!
Itâs time for a Bridge Review!
Ah, Singaporeâs Henderson Waves. A bridge so fancy, it could double as a modern art exhibit. But is it all style over substance? Letâs dive in.
First off, the engineering here is top-notch. This pedestrian bridge spans a solid 274 meters, connecting Mount Faber Park to Telok Blangah Hill.
The steel ribs and undulating wave design arenât just eye-catching; they also act as shaded seating areas. Functional and cleverâtake notes, architects. Speaking of, weâve got to address the obvious: this bridge screams, âLook at me, Iâm fancy!â But hey, itâs still doing its job as a bridge, so we wonât dock too many points for the flair.
However, itâs hard to ignore that someone clearly handed architects a blank check and said, âGo wild.â Those wavy wooden panels? Lovely to look at but letâs be realâcompletely unnecessary. If youâre out here building a bridge to walk on, maybe spend less time designing a 3D pasta shape.
Final Score: 7.8/10
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Shoutout to u/DarkForce8 for submitting this video of someone opening up a beaverâs dam.
Peace, Love and Coasters,
Matt