The only newsletter where underground tunnels get more praise than skyscrapers, fan-made games come with undocumented behaviour, and bridges are judged solely on vibes and then immediately penalised for having any..
The only newsletter where balloons are aggressively optimised out of existence, cities are dismantled politely by engineers, and “bridges” are judged harshly for refusing to be bridges.
The only newsletter where balloon-popping games are treated like optimisation problems, mountains are drilled through out of spite, and bridges are praised for the radical act of working perfectly.
The only newsletter where bridges are judged like failed design reviews, games are evaluated on ethical systems engineering, and mountains are removed because “going around” wasn’t an option.
The only newsletter where stone blocks ruin friendships, the ocean gets told “no,” and bridges are judged harder than a failed site inspection.
Ice doing structural work, bridges in Christmas jumpers, and engineers quietly keeping everything upright. 🎄
We’re giving away Patreon Graduate membership access (bonus videos included)
The only newsletter where flood control looks like a sci-fi cathedral, bridges are judged emotionally, and architects are reminded who actually keeps cities standing.
We’re heading 30 km out to sea to look at a port that solved “shallow water” by simply abandoning land
Mega-pipelines, mutant-dog indie games, chaotic logistics, a bridge that yeets itself underwater, and this week’s Cargo Simulator winner.
Giveaways, seismic wizardry, questionable parking skills, and a bridge ready to clothesline an architect - all inside this week’s Real Civil Newsletter.
